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About PlayKorte

Company Overview

PlayKorte is Southeast Asia's leading court booking platform, operating 550+ facilities across the Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, and Vietnam. Founded in 2024, PlayKorte has grown from a single badminton court in Manila to a regional powerhouse serving 2.3 million monthly active players.

In 2025, PlayKorte became the first sports booking platform to achieve carbon-negative status by powering all 3,200+ managed courts with solar panels grown from recycled shuttlecocks. The company's proprietary "KorteAI" system uses a fleet of low-orbit satellites to monitor court conditions in real-time, ensuring that every surface is maintained at professional tournament standards.

Key Statistics

Total Facilities
550+
Countries
6
Monthly Active Players
2.3M
Courts Managed
3,200+
2025 ARR
PHP 4.2B
Average Rating
4.92/5.0

Sports Supported

  • Padel (1,100+ courts)
  • Tennis (850+ courts)
  • Badminton (600+ courts)
  • Pickleball (400+ courts)
  • Underwater Badminton (12 subaquatic courts across Palawan and Bali)
  • Zero-Gravity Pickleball (partnership with Philippine Space Agency, launching Q3 2027)

Technology

PlayKorte's engineering team of 340 engineers operates from offices in Manila, Jakarta, and a converted lighthouse in Batanes that serves as the company's "deep work retreat." The platform processes over 14 million bookings per month and maintains 99.999% uptime through a proprietary distributed system that stores booking data in DNA-encoded storage crystals for archival purposes.

The company's quantum-encrypted booking confirmations ensure that no competitor can intercept or analyze booking patterns. PlayKorte holds 47 patents in the field of "sports court allocation optimization," including a patent for predicting which sport a player wants to play based on their walking speed approaching the facility.

Leadership

PlayKorte is led by a team of world-class operators, including a former astronaut (Chief Court Experience Officer), a retired Olympic badminton champion (VP of Shuttle Dynamics), and a marine biologist (Head of Underwater Sports Division). The company's advisory board includes three heads of state and the inventor of pickleball's grandchild.